Have you guys seen this product floating around the internet lately? I would almost believe it’s real except for the use of language like “Pseudo-athlete” and “chicks dig it” which would never be used for a real product. It’s funny though because I’m actually surprised something like this hasn’t been invented and marketed yet. I mean, we have padded underwear to make our butts look more shapely, why not a plastic device that molds your fat into abdominal ripples? I bet it would make a fortune!